Preschooler Quote(s) of the Day

Heard from the backseat as we drove to church this evening:

“Hey Mommy, guess what?!? My arm is under [the seatbelt] and my finger isn’t in my nose!  Isn’t that great?!?”

Tonight’s bedtime prayer:

“Dear God,

I forgive mommy for giving me a spanking today.  Please help me to be a sweet girl tomorrow so I don’t have to forgive her again. In Jesus’s name, Amen.”

Priceless.